Bob at Gilberts 2009

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Bob Linfors

  • Nickname:

    The Dutchman, Apron Strings
  • Team Position:

    Team Navigator, Ninja
  • Conch Republic Navy Rank:

    Lieutenant Commander
  • Years Paddled:

    2000-2002, 2004, 2006-2009, 2011
  • Age:

    44
  • Family:

    Married to Sophia with three beautiful daughters.
  • Where he's from:

    From Annapolis, Baltimore, Miami, Palmetto Bay (formerly Perrine). Current resident of unincorporated Miami-Dade County though some fools who want to pay extra taxes want to call us Village of the Falls.
  • Education:

    Christopher Columbus High School, Florida International University where I was the only gringo kid, Morgan State University where I was the only white kid, and the University of Maryland.
  • Work:

    For a living I stand at the front of 30 teenagers each hour and spout useless information about literature; this, of course, at the same Catlic high school at which useless information was happily bestowed on me.
  • Influences:

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  • Essential CAC Gear:

    His Boat - CRN Hailey's Pail: Current Designs 'Storm'
  • Additional CAC Gear:

  • How did you get involved with the CAC?:

    Founding Member... "OB said if I didn't he'd tell my wife what my real name was. (She knows now, but she used to think I was Inigo Montoya.)"
  • In his own words:

    "I found I couldn't save the world just by forcing useless knowledge down teenagers throats; so I picked up a paddle to knock some sense into adults."

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